Cheesecake Master Martin Presents: Cheesecake Eve of Doom I-II

December 31, 2011

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Every Christmas Eve is Cheesecake Eve, and so it fell upon me to once again face off against these wretched cakes.br /
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I did not choose this. But as one of the last of my kind (Level 10nbsp;a href=”http://www.leangains.com/search/label/Cheesecake%20Mastery” target=”_blank”Cheesecake Mastery/a*), it’s my duty to walk the earth and do battle with these cakesnbsp;for the greater good of mankind.br /
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blockquote class=”tr_bq”i…Ability to consume vast quantities of cheesecake./i/blockquoteblockquote class=”tr_bq”i…Higher echelons of Mastery can only be attained by besting the cake after a robust dinner, for a true Master enjoys a challenge and welcomes every opportunity to practice his skill./i/blockquoteblockquote class=”tr_bq”iFor good or for ill, cheesecake mastery is the supreme expression of hedonic power and might. The art of gluttony perfected./i/blockquotebr /
inbsp;-nbsp;/iBook of Cake, 1248 B.C, author unknown.br /
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For all you young whippersnappers who wish to walk the way of the cheesecake master, I have stories to tell, […]

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